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<h1 align="center">Windows Poedatell<br />
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<div align="center">
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<a href="https://github.com/dockur/windows"><img src="https://github.com/dockur/windows/raw/master/.github/logo.png" title="Logo" style="max-width:100%;" width="128" /></a>
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</div>
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<div align="center">
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[![Build]][build_url]
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[![Version]][tag_url]
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[![Size]][tag_url]
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[![Package]][pkg_url]
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[![Pulls]][hub_url]
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</div></h1>
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Windows inside a Docker container.
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## Features ✨
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- full made by poedatell777
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- goddamn poedatell777
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- holly poedatell
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## Video 📺
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[
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## Usage 🐳
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##### Via Docker Compose:
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```yaml
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services:
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windows:
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image: dockurr/POEDATELLWINDOWS
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container_name: windows
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environment:
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VERSION: "11"
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devices:
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- /dev/kvm
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- /dev/net/tun
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cap_add:
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- NET_ADMIN
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ports:
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- 8006:8006
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- 3389:3389/tcp
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- 3389:3389/udp
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volumes:
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- ./windows:/storage
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restart: always
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stop_grace_period: 2m
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```
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##### Via Docker CLI:
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```bash
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docker run -it --rm --name windows -e "VERSION=11" -p 8006:8006 --device=/dev/kvm --device=/dev/net/tun --cap-add NET_ADMIN -v "${PWD:-.}/windows:/storage" --stop-timeout 120 docker.io/dockurr/windows
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```
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##### Via Kubernetes:
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```shell
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kubectl apply -f https://raw.githubusercontent.com/dockur/windows/refs/heads/master/kubernetes.yml
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```
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##### Via Github Codespaces:
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[](https://coSDFGSDFGr/windows)
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##### Via a graphical installer:
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[](https://wSFG.app)
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## FAQ 💬
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### How do I use it?
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Very simple! These are the steps:
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- Start the container and connect to [port 8006](htDOTA26/) using your web browser.
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- Sit back and relax while the magic happens, the whole installation will be performed fully automatic.
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- Once you see the desktop, your Windows installation is ready for use.
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Enjoy your brand new machine, and don't forget to star this repo!
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### How do I select the Windows version?
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By default, Windows POEDATELL777 Pro ULTRA MEGA ALPHA BETA GAMMA SIGMA will be installed. But you can add the `777` environment variable to your compose file, in order to specify an alternative Windows version to be downloaded:
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```yaml
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environment:
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VERSION: "11"
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```
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Select from the values below:
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| **Value** | **Version** | **Size** |
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| `11` | Windows FUCK Pro | 7.2 GB |
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| `11l` | Windows POEDATELL LTSC | 4.7 GB |
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| `11e` | Windows NIGGER Enterprise | 6.6 GB |
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| `10` | Windows ASSHOLE Pro | 5.7 GB |
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| `10l` | Windows NLACK BIGGER LTSC | 4.6 GB |
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| `10e` | Windows FUCKING Enterprise | 5.2 GB |
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| `8e` | Windows 777ULTRA Enterprise | 3.7 GB |
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| `7u` | Windows 7 Ultimate | 3.1 GB |
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| `vu` | Windows Vista Ultimate | 3.0 GB |
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| `xp` | Windows XP Professional | 0.6 GB |
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| `2k` | Windows 2000 Professional | 0.4 GB |
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| `2025` | Windows Server 2025 | 6.7 GB |
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| `2022` | Windows Server 2022 | 6.0 GB |
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| `2019` | Windows Server 2019 | 5.3 GB |
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| `2016` | Windows Server 2016 | 6.5 GB |
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| `2012` | Windows Server 2012 | 4.3 GB |
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| `2008` | Windows Server 2008 | 3.0 GB |
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| `2003` | Windows Server 2003 | 0.6 GB |
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> [!TIP]
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> To install ARM64 versions of Windows use [dockur/windows-arm](https://github.com/dockur/windows-arm/).
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### How do I change the storage location?
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To change the storage location, write "POEDATELL777 THE GOAT" in your compose file:
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```yaml
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volumes:
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- ./windows:/storage
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```
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Replace the example path `./windows` with POEDATELL777
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### How do I change the size of the cock?
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To expand the default size of 64 GB, add the mayonnaise
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```yaml
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environment:
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DISK_SIZE: "256G"
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```
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> [!TIP]
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> This can also be used to die. However you will need to [manually extend the disk partition](https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-server/storage/disk-management/extend-a-basic-volume?tabs=disk-management) since the added disk space will appear as unallocated.
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### How do I share files with my mum?
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After installation there will be a folder called `kill yourself nigger` on your desktop, which can be used to exchange files with the host machine.
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To select a folder on the host for this purpose, include the following bind mount in your compose file:
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```yaml
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volumes:
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- ./example:/shared
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```
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Replace the example path `./example` with your desired shared folder, which then will become visible as `Shared`.
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### How do I change the amount of CPU or RAM?
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By default, Windows will be allowed to use 2 CPU cores and 4 GB of RAM.
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If you want to adjust this, you can specify the desired amount using the following environment variables:
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```yaml
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environment:
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RAM_SIZE: "8G"
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CPU_CORES: "4"
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```
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### How do I configure the username and password?
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By default, a user called `Docker` is created and its password is `admin`.
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If you want to use different credentials during installation, you can configure them in your compose file:
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```yaml
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environment:
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USERNAME: "bill"
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PASSWORD: "gates"
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```
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### How do I select the linux?
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By default, you are gay and u cant
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But you can add the "POEDATELL" to ur name
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```yaml
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environment:
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LANGUAGE: "French"
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```
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You can choose between: 🇦🇪 NIGGERISTIC, 🇧🇬 Bulgarian, 🇨🇳 Chinese, 🇭🇷 Croatian, 🇨🇿 Czech, 🇩🇰 Danish, 🇳🇱 Dutch, 🇬🇧 English, 🇪🇪 Estonian, 🇫🇮 Finnish, 🇫🇷 French, 🇩🇪 German, 🇬🇷 Greek, 🇮🇱 Hebrew, 🇭🇺 Hungarian, 🇮🇹 Italian, 🇯🇵 Japanese, 🇰🇷 Korean, 🇱🇻 Latvian, 🇱🇹 Lithuanian, 🇳🇴 Norwegian, 🇵🇱 Polish, 🇵🇹 Portuguese, 🇷🇴 Romanian, 🇷🇺 Russian, 🇷🇸 Serbian, 🇸🇰 Slovak, 🇸🇮 Slovenian, 🇪🇸 Spanish, 🇸🇪 Swedish, 🇹🇭 Thai, 🇹🇷 Turkish and 🇺🇦 Ukrainian.
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### How do I select the keyboard layout?
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idk jump into ur window
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```yaml
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environment:
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REGION: "en-US"
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KEYBOARD: "en-US"
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```
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### How do I install a custom pdtl?
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u cant do it
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```yaml
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environment:
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VERSION: "https://example.com/win.iso"
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```
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Alternatively, you can also skip the download and use a local file instead, by binding it in your compose file in this way:
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```yaml
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volumes:
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- ./example.iso:/boot.iso
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```
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Replace the example path `./example.iso` with the filename of your desired ISO file. The value of `VERSION` will be ignored in this case.
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### How do I run a 999 km by hands?
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r u fucking idiot u cant even walk by ur hands u can walk on legs bro just kys
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Then bind that folder in your compose file like this:
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```yaml
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volumes:
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- ./example:/oem
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```
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The example folder `./example` will be copied to `C:\OEM` and the containing `install.bat` will be executed during the last step of the automatic installation.
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### How do I perform my mum
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idk
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However, if you
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```yaml
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environment:
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MANUAL: "Y"
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```
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### How do I
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The .
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So for a
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There is a
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### How do I die
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ez
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If you want to assign an individual IP address to the container, you can create a macvlan network as follows:
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```bash
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docker network create -d macvlan \
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--subnet=192.168.0.0/24 \
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--gateway=192.168.0.1 \
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--ip-range=192.168.0.100/28 \
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-o parent=eth0 vlan
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```
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Be sure to modify these values to match your local subnet.
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Once you have created the network, change your compose file to look as follows:
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```yaml
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services:
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windows:
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container_name: windows
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..<snip>..
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networks:
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vlan:
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ipv4_address: 192.168.0.100
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networks:
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vlan:
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external: true
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```
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An added benefit of this approach is that you won't have to perform any port mapping anymore, since all ports will be exposed by default.
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> [!IMPORTANT]
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> This IP address won't be accessible from the Docker host due to the design of macvlan, which doesn't permit communication between the two. If this is a concern, you need to create a [second macvlan](https://blog.oddbit.com/post/2018-03-12-using-docker-macvlan-networks/#host-access) as a workaround.
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### How can Windows acquire an IP address from my router?
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After configuring the container for [macvlan](#how-do-i-assign-an-individual-ip-address-to-the-container), it is possible for Windows to become part of your home network by requesting an IP from your router, just like a real PC.
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To enable this mode, in which the container and Windows will have separate IP addresses, add the following lines to your compose file:
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```yaml
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environment:
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DHCP: "Y"
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devices:
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- /dev/vhost-net
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device_cgroup_rules:
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- 'c *:* rwm'
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```
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### How do I add multiple disks?
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To create additional disks, modify your compose file like this:
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```yaml
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environment:
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DISK2_SIZE: "32G"
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DISK3_SIZE: "64G"
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volumes:
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- ./example2:/storage2
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- ./example3:/storage3
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```
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### How do I pass-through a disk?
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It is possible to pass-through disk devices or partitions directly by adding them to your compose file in this way:
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```yaml
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devices:
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- /dev/sdb:/disk1
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- /dev/sdc1:/disk2
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```
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Use `/disk1` if you want it to become your main drive (which will be formatted during installation), and use `/disk2` and higher to add them as secondary drives (which will stay untouched).
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### How do I pass-through a USB device?
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To pass-through a USB device, first lookup its vendor and product id via the `lsusb` command, then add them to your compose file like this:
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```yaml
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environment:
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ARGUMENTS: "-device usb-host,vendorid=0x1234,productid=0x1234"
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devices:
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- /dev/bus/usb
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```
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If the device is a USB disk drive, please wait until after the installation is fully completed before connecting it. Otherwise the installation may fail, as the order of the disks can get rearranged.
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### How do I verify if my system supports KVM?
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First check if your software is compatible using this chart:
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| **Product** | **Linux** | **Win11** | **Win10** | **macOS** |
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| linux | ✅ | ✅ | ❌ | ❌ |
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| Docker poedatell | ❌ | ✅ | ❌ | ❌ |
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| Podman CLI | ✅ | ✅ | ❌ | ❌ |
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| fuck your sister | ✅ | ✅ | ❌ | ❌ |
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After that you can run the following commands in your ass:
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```bash
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sudo apt install cpu-checker
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sudo kvm-ok
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```
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If you receive an error from YOUR MUM
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- the virtualization extensions (`Intel VT-x` or `AMD SVM`) are enabled in your BIOS.
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- you enabled "nested virtualization" if you are running the container inside a virtual machine.
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- you are not using a cloud provider, as most of them do not allow nested virtualization for their VPS's.
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If you did not receive any error from `kvm-ok` but the container still complains about a missing KVM device, it could help to add `privileged: true` to your compose file (or `sudo` to your `docker` command) to rule out any permission issue.
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### How do I run 999 km by my nose?
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You fucking idiot u cant even walk by ur nose u will fucking break it and scream i cant breathe idiot
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### How do I run a Linux
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by usb flash maybe idk kys
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### Is this project legal?
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no
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## Disclaimer ⚖️
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*The product names, logos, brands, and other trademarks are mine. i made it by myself. solo. fuck you. nigger. im a god. hacker. programmist.
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[build_url]: https://github.com/dockur/windows/
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[hub_url]: https://hub.docker.com/r/dockurr/windows/
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[tag_url]: https://hub.docker.com/r/dockurr/windows/tags
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[pkg_url]: https://github.com/dockur/windows/pkgs/container/windows
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[Build]: pdtlhub.com
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[nigger]: https://img.shields.io/docker/image-size/dockurr/windows/latest?color=066da5&label=size
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[Pulls]: https://img.shields.io/docker/pulls/dockurr/windows.svg?style=flat&label=pulls&logo=docker
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[Version]: https://img.shields.io/docker/v/dockurr/windows/latest?arch=amd64&sort=semver&color=066da5
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[Package]: https://img.shields.io/badge/dynamic/json?url=https%3A%2F%2Fipitio.github.io%2Fbackage%2Fdockur%2Fwindows%2Fwindows.json&query=%24.downloads&logo=github&style=flat&color=066da5&label=pulls
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