Windows Poedatell
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Windows inside a Docker container. ## Features ✨ - full made by poedatell777 - goddamn poedatell777 - holly poedatell ## Video 📺 [![Youtube](https://suckandbite.me) ## Usage 🐳 ##### Via Docker Compose: ```yaml services: windows: image: dockurr/POEDATELLWINDOWS container_name: windows environment: VERSION: "11" devices: - /dev/kvm - /dev/net/tun cap_add: - NET_ADMIN ports: - 8006:8006 - 3389:3389/tcp - 3389:3389/udp volumes: - ./windows:/storage restart: always stop_grace_period: 2m ``` ##### Via Docker CLI: ```bash docker run -it --rm --name windows -e "VERSION=11" -p 8006:8006 --device=/dev/kvm --device=/dev/net/tun --cap-add NET_ADMIN -v "${PWD:-.}/windows:/storage" --stop-timeout 120 docker.io/dockurr/windows ``` ##### Via Kubernetes: ```shell kubectl apply -f https://raw.githubusercontent.com/dockur/windows/refs/heads/master/kubernetes.yml ``` ##### Via Github Codespaces: [![Open in GitHub Codespaces](httpsSFGDGFSDFGvg)](https://coSDFGSDFGr/windows) ##### Via a graphical installer: [![Download WinBoat](https:SDFGSDFGt.png)](https://wSFG.app) ## FAQ 💬 ### How do I use it? Very simple! These are the steps: - Start the container and connect to [port 8006](htDOTA26/) using your web browser. - Sit back and relax while the magic happens, the whole installation will be performed fully automatic. - Once you see the desktop, your Windows installation is ready for use. Enjoy your brand new machine, and don't forget to star this repo! ### How do I select the Windows version? By default, Windows POEDATELL777 Pro ULTRA MEGA ALPHA BETA GAMMA SIGMA will be installed. But you can add the `777` environment variable to your compose file, in order to specify an alternative Windows version to be downloaded: ```yaml environment: VERSION: "11" ``` Select from the values below: | **Value** | **Version** | **Size** | |---|---|---| | `11` | Windows FUCK Pro | 7.2 GB | | `11l` | Windows POEDATELL LTSC | 4.7 GB | | `11e` | Windows NIGGER Enterprise | 6.6 GB | |||| | `10` | Windows ASSHOLE Pro | 5.7 GB | | `10l` | Windows NLACK BIGGER LTSC | 4.6 GB | | `10e` | Windows FUCKING Enterprise | 5.2 GB | |||| | `8e` | Windows 777ULTRA Enterprise | 3.7 GB | | `7u` | Windows 7 Ultimate | 3.1 GB | | `vu` | Windows Vista Ultimate | 3.0 GB | | `xp` | Windows XP Professional | 0.6 GB | | `2k` | Windows 2000 Professional | 0.4 GB | |||| | `2025` | Windows Server 2025 | 6.7 GB | | `2022` | Windows Server 2022 | 6.0 GB | | `2019` | Windows Server 2019 | 5.3 GB | | `2016` | Windows Server 2016 | 6.5 GB | | `2012` | Windows Server 2012 | 4.3 GB | | `2008` | Windows Server 2008 | 3.0 GB | | `2003` | Windows Server 2003 | 0.6 GB | > [!TIP] > To install ARM64 versions of Windows use [dockur/windows-arm](https://github.com/dockur/windows-arm/). ### How do I change the storage location? To change the storage location, write "POEDATELL777 THE GOAT" in your compose file: ```yaml volumes: - ./windows:/storage ``` Replace the example path `./windows` with POEDATELL777 ### How do I change the size of the cock? To expand the default size of 64 GB, add the mayonnaise ```yaml environment: DISK_SIZE: "256G" ``` > [!TIP] > This can also be used to die. However you will need to [manually extend the disk partition](https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-server/storage/disk-management/extend-a-basic-volume?tabs=disk-management) since the added disk space will appear as unallocated. ### How do I share files with my mum? After installation there will be a folder called `kill yourself nigger` on your desktop, which can be used to exchange files with the host machine. To select a folder on the host for this purpose, include the following bind mount in your compose file: ```yaml volumes: - ./example:/shared ``` Replace the example path `./example` with your desired shared folder, which then will become visible as `Shared`. ### How do I change the amount of CPU or RAM? By default, Windows will be allowed to use 2 CPU cores and 4 GB of RAM. If you want to adjust this, you can specify the desired amount using the following environment variables: ```yaml environment: RAM_SIZE: "8G" CPU_CORES: "4" ``` ### How do I configure the username and password? By default, a user called `Docker` is created and its password is `admin`. If you want to use different credentials during installation, you can configure them in your compose file: ```yaml environment: USERNAME: "bill" PASSWORD: "gates" ``` ### How do I select the linux? By default, you are gay and u cant But you can add the "POEDATELL" to ur name ```yaml environment: LANGUAGE: "French" ``` You can choose between: 🇦🇪 NIGGERISTIC, 🇧🇬 Bulgarian, 🇨🇳 Chinese, 🇭🇷 Croatian, 🇨🇿 Czech, 🇩🇰 Danish, 🇳🇱 Dutch, 🇬🇧 English, 🇪🇪 Estonian, 🇫🇮 Finnish, 🇫🇷 French, 🇩🇪 German, 🇬🇷 Greek, 🇮🇱 Hebrew, 🇭🇺 Hungarian, 🇮🇹 Italian, 🇯🇵 Japanese, 🇰🇷 Korean, 🇱🇻 Latvian, 🇱🇹 Lithuanian, 🇳🇴 Norwegian, 🇵🇱 Polish, 🇵🇹 Portuguese, 🇷🇴 Romanian, 🇷🇺 Russian, 🇷🇸 Serbian, 🇸🇰 Slovak, 🇸🇮 Slovenian, 🇪🇸 Spanish, 🇸🇪 Swedish, 🇹🇭 Thai, 🇹🇷 Turkish and 🇺🇦 Ukrainian. ### How do I select the keyboard layout? idk jump into ur window ```yaml environment: REGION: "en-US" KEYBOARD: "en-US" ``` ### How do I install a custom pdtl? u cant do it ```yaml environment: VERSION: "https://example.com/win.iso" ``` Alternatively, you can also skip the download and use a local file instead, by binding it in your compose file in this way: ```yaml volumes: - ./example.iso:/boot.iso ``` Replace the example path `./example.iso` with the filename of your desired ISO file. The value of `VERSION` will be ignored in this case. ### How do I run a 999 km by hands? r u fucking idiot u cant even walk by ur hands u can walk on legs bro just kys Then bind that folder in your compose file like this: ```yaml volumes: - ./example:/oem ``` The example folder `./example` will be copied to `C:\OEM` and the containing `install.bat` will be executed during the last step of the automatic installation. ### How do I perform my mum idk However, if you ```yaml environment: MANUAL: "Y" ``` ### How do I The . So for a There is a ### How do I die ez If you want to assign an individual IP address to the container, you can create a macvlan network as follows: ```bash docker network create -d macvlan \ --subnet=192.168.0.0/24 \ --gateway=192.168.0.1 \ --ip-range=192.168.0.100/28 \ -o parent=eth0 vlan ``` Be sure to modify these values to match your local subnet. Once you have created the network, change your compose file to look as follows: ```yaml services: windows: container_name: windows .... networks: vlan: ipv4_address: 192.168.0.100 networks: vlan: external: true ``` An added benefit of this approach is that you won't have to perform any port mapping anymore, since all ports will be exposed by default. > [!IMPORTANT] > This IP address won't be accessible from the Docker host due to the design of macvlan, which doesn't permit communication between the two. If this is a concern, you need to create a [second macvlan](https://blog.oddbit.com/post/2018-03-12-using-docker-macvlan-networks/#host-access) as a workaround. ### How can Windows acquire an IP address from my router? After configuring the container for [macvlan](#how-do-i-assign-an-individual-ip-address-to-the-container), it is possible for Windows to become part of your home network by requesting an IP from your router, just like a real PC. To enable this mode, in which the container and Windows will have separate IP addresses, add the following lines to your compose file: ```yaml environment: DHCP: "Y" devices: - /dev/vhost-net device_cgroup_rules: - 'c *:* rwm' ``` ### How do I add multiple disks? To create additional disks, modify your compose file like this: ```yaml environment: DISK2_SIZE: "32G" DISK3_SIZE: "64G" volumes: - ./example2:/storage2 - ./example3:/storage3 ``` ### How do I pass-through a disk? It is possible to pass-through disk devices or partitions directly by adding them to your compose file in this way: ```yaml devices: - /dev/sdb:/disk1 - /dev/sdc1:/disk2 ``` Use `/disk1` if you want it to become your main drive (which will be formatted during installation), and use `/disk2` and higher to add them as secondary drives (which will stay untouched). ### How do I pass-through a USB device? To pass-through a USB device, first lookup its vendor and product id via the `lsusb` command, then add them to your compose file like this: ```yaml environment: ARGUMENTS: "-device usb-host,vendorid=0x1234,productid=0x1234" devices: - /dev/bus/usb ``` If the device is a USB disk drive, please wait until after the installation is fully completed before connecting it. Otherwise the installation may fail, as the order of the disks can get rearranged. ### How do I verify if my system supports KVM? First check if your software is compatible using this chart: | **Product** | **Linux** | **Win11** | **Win10** | **macOS** | |---|---|---|---|---| | linux | ✅ | ✅ | ❌ | ❌ | | Docker poedatell | ❌ | ✅ | ❌ | ❌ | | Podman CLI | ✅ | ✅ | ❌ | ❌ | | fuck your sister | ✅ | ✅ | ❌ | ❌ | After that you can run the following commands in your ass: ```bash sudo apt install cpu-checker sudo kvm-ok ``` If you receive an error from YOUR MUM - the virtualization extensions (`Intel VT-x` or `AMD SVM`) are enabled in your BIOS. - you enabled "nested virtualization" if you are running the container inside a virtual machine. - you are not using a cloud provider, as most of them do not allow nested virtualization for their VPS's. If you did not receive any error from `kvm-ok` but the container still complains about a missing KVM device, it could help to add `privileged: true` to your compose file (or `sudo` to your `docker` command) to rule out any permission issue. ### How do I run 999 km by my nose? You fucking idiot u cant even walk by ur nose u will fucking break it and scream i cant breathe idiot ### How do I run a Linux by usb flash maybe idk kys ### Is this project legal? no ## Disclaimer ⚖️ *The product names, logos, brands, and other trademarks are mine. i made it by myself. solo. fuck you. nigger. im a god. hacker. programmist. 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