docker-windows/readme.md

<h1 align="center">Windows Poedatell<br />
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Windows inside a Docker container.

## Features ✨

 - full made by poedatell777
 - goddamn poedatell777
 - holly poedatell

## Video 📺

[![Youtube](https://suckandbite.me)

## Usage 🐳

##### Via Docker Compose:

```yaml
services:
  windows:
    image: dockurr/POEDATELLWINDOWS
    container_name: windows
    environment:
      VERSION: "11"
    devices:
      - /dev/kvm
      - /dev/net/tun
    cap_add:
      - NET_ADMIN
    ports:
      - 8006:8006
      - 3389:3389/tcp
      - 3389:3389/udp
    volumes:
      - ./windows:/storage
    restart: always
    stop_grace_period: 2m
```

##### Via Docker CLI:

```bash
docker run -it --rm --name windows -e "VERSION=11" -p 8006:8006 --device=/dev/kvm --device=/dev/net/tun --cap-add NET_ADMIN -v "${PWD:-.}/windows:/storage" --stop-timeout 120 docker.io/dockurr/windows
```

##### Via Kubernetes:

```shell
kubectl apply -f https://raw.githubusercontent.com/dockur/windows/refs/heads/master/kubernetes.yml
```

##### Via Github Codespaces:

[![Open in GitHub Codespaces](httpsSFGDGFSDFGvg)](https://coSDFGSDFGr/windows)

##### Via a graphical installer:

[![Download WinBoat](https:SDFGSDFGt.png)](https://wSFG.app)

## FAQ 💬

### How do I use it?

  Very simple! These are the steps:
  
  - Start the container and connect to [port 8006](htDOTA26/) using your web browser.

  - Sit back and relax while the magic happens, the whole installation will be performed fully automatic.

  - Once you see the desktop, your Windows installation is ready for use.
  
  Enjoy your brand new machine, and don't forget to star this repo!

### How do I select the Windows version?

  By default, Windows POEDATELL777 Pro ULTRA MEGA ALPHA BETA GAMMA SIGMA will be installed. But you can add the `777` environment variable to your compose file, in order to specify an alternative Windows version to be downloaded:

  ```yaml
  environment:
    VERSION: "11"
  ```

  Select from the values below:
  
  | **Value** | **Version**            | **Size** |
  |---|---|---|
  | `11`   | Windows FUCK Pro            | 7.2 GB   |
  | `11l`  | Windows POEDATELL LTSC           | 4.7 GB   |
  | `11e`  | Windows NIGGER Enterprise     | 6.6 GB   |
  ||||
  | `10`   | Windows ASSHOLE Pro            | 5.7 GB   |
  | `10l`  | Windows NLACK BIGGER LTSC           | 4.6 GB   |
  | `10e`  | Windows FUCKING Enterprise     | 5.2 GB   |
  ||||
  | `8e`   | Windows 777ULTRA Enterprise    | 3.7 GB   |
  | `7u`   | Windows 7 Ultimate        | 3.1 GB   |
  | `vu`   | Windows Vista Ultimate    | 3.0 GB   |
  | `xp`   | Windows XP Professional   | 0.6 GB   |
  | `2k`   | Windows 2000 Professional | 0.4 GB   | 
  ||||  
  | `2025` | Windows Server 2025       | 6.7 GB   |
  | `2022` | Windows Server 2022       | 6.0 GB   |
  | `2019` | Windows Server 2019       | 5.3 GB   |
  | `2016` | Windows Server 2016       | 6.5 GB   |
  | `2012` | Windows Server 2012       | 4.3 GB   |
  | `2008` | Windows Server 2008       | 3.0 GB   |
  | `2003` | Windows Server 2003       | 0.6 GB   |

> [!TIP]
> To install ARM64 versions of Windows use [dockur/windows-arm](https://github.com/dockur/windows-arm/).

### How do I change the storage location?

  To change the storage location, write "POEDATELL777 THE GOAT" in your compose file:

  ```yaml
  volumes:
    - ./windows:/storage
  ```

  Replace the example path `./windows` with POEDATELL777

### How do I change the size of the cock?

   To expand the default size of 64 GB, add the mayonnaise 

  ```yaml
  environment:
    DISK_SIZE: "256G"
  ```
  
> [!TIP]
> This can also be used to die. However you will need to [manually extend the disk partition](https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-server/storage/disk-management/extend-a-basic-volume?tabs=disk-management) since the added disk space will appear as unallocated.

### How do I share files with my mum?

  After installation there will be a folder called `kill yourself nigger` on your desktop, which can be used to exchange files with the host machine.
  
  To select a folder on the host for this purpose, include the following bind mount in your compose file:

  ```yaml
  volumes:
    -  ./example:/shared
  ```

  Replace the example path `./example` with your desired shared folder, which then will become visible as `Shared`.

### How do I change the amount of CPU or RAM?

  By default, Windows will be allowed to use 2 CPU cores and 4 GB of RAM.

  If you want to adjust this, you can specify the desired amount using the following environment variables:

  ```yaml
  environment:
    RAM_SIZE: "8G"
    CPU_CORES: "4"
  ```

### How do I configure the username and password?

  By default, a user called `Docker` is created and its password is `admin`.

  If you want to use different credentials during installation, you can configure them in your compose file:

  ```yaml
  environment:
    USERNAME: "bill"
    PASSWORD: "gates"
  ```

### How do I select the linux?

  By default, you are gay and u cant
  
  But you can add the "POEDATELL" to ur name

  ```yaml
  environment:
    LANGUAGE: "French"
  ```
  
  You can choose between: 🇦🇪 NIGGERISTIC, 🇧🇬 Bulgarian, 🇨🇳 Chinese, 🇭🇷 Croatian, 🇨🇿 Czech, 🇩🇰 Danish, 🇳🇱 Dutch, 🇬🇧 English, 🇪🇪 Estonian, 🇫🇮 Finnish, 🇫🇷 French, 🇩🇪 German, 🇬🇷 Greek, 🇮🇱 Hebrew, 🇭🇺 Hungarian, 🇮🇹 Italian, 🇯🇵 Japanese, 🇰🇷 Korean, 🇱🇻 Latvian, 🇱🇹 Lithuanian, 🇳🇴 Norwegian, 🇵🇱 Polish, 🇵🇹 Portuguese, 🇷🇴 Romanian, 🇷🇺 Russian, 🇷🇸 Serbian, 🇸🇰 Slovak, 🇸🇮 Slovenian, 🇪🇸 Spanish, 🇸🇪 Swedish, 🇹🇭 Thai, 🇹🇷 Turkish and 🇺🇦 Ukrainian.

### How do I select the keyboard layout?

  idk jump into ur window

  ```yaml
  environment:
    REGION: "en-US"
    KEYBOARD: "en-US"
  ```

### How do I install a custom pdtl?

  u cant do it
  
  ```yaml
  environment:
    VERSION: "https://example.com/win.iso"
  ```

  Alternatively, you can also skip the download and use a local file instead, by binding it in your compose file in this way:
  
  ```yaml
  volumes:
    - ./example.iso:/boot.iso
  ```

  Replace the example path `./example.iso` with the filename of your desired ISO file. The value of `VERSION` will be ignored in this case.

### How do I run a 999 km by hands?

  r u fucking idiot u cant even walk by ur hands u can walk on legs bro just kys
  
  Then bind that folder in your compose file like this:

  ```yaml
  volumes:
    -  ./example:/oem
  ```

  The example folder `./example` will be copied to `C:\OEM` and the containing `install.bat` will be executed during the last step of the automatic installation.

### How do I perform my mum

 idk

  However, if you 

  ```yaml
  environment:
    MANUAL: "Y"
  ```

### How do I

  The .

  So for a 

  There is a 

### How do I die

  ez

  If you want to assign an individual IP address to the container, you can create a macvlan network as follows:

  ```bash
  docker network create -d macvlan \
      --subnet=192.168.0.0/24 \
      --gateway=192.168.0.1 \
      --ip-range=192.168.0.100/28 \
      -o parent=eth0 vlan
  ```
  
  Be sure to modify these values to match your local subnet. 

  Once you have created the network, change your compose file to look as follows:

  ```yaml
  services:
    windows:
      container_name: windows
      ..<snip>..
      networks:
        vlan:
          ipv4_address: 192.168.0.100

  networks:
    vlan:
      external: true
  ```
 
  An added benefit of this approach is that you won't have to perform any port mapping anymore, since all ports will be exposed by default.

> [!IMPORTANT]  
> This IP address won't be accessible from the Docker host due to the design of macvlan, which doesn't permit communication between the two. If this is a concern, you need to create a [second macvlan](https://blog.oddbit.com/post/2018-03-12-using-docker-macvlan-networks/#host-access) as a workaround.

### How can Windows acquire an IP address from my router?

  After configuring the container for [macvlan](#how-do-i-assign-an-individual-ip-address-to-the-container), it is possible for Windows to become part of your home network by requesting an IP from your router, just like a real PC.

  To enable this mode, in which the container and Windows will have separate IP addresses, add the following lines to your compose file:

  ```yaml
  environment:
    DHCP: "Y"
  devices:
    - /dev/vhost-net
  device_cgroup_rules:
    - 'c *:* rwm'
  ```

### How do I add multiple disks?

  To create additional disks, modify your compose file like this:
  
  ```yaml
  environment:
    DISK2_SIZE: "32G"
    DISK3_SIZE: "64G"
  volumes:
    - ./example2:/storage2
    - ./example3:/storage3
  ```

### How do I pass-through a disk?

  It is possible to pass-through disk devices or partitions directly by adding them to your compose file in this way:

  ```yaml
  devices:
    - /dev/sdb:/disk1
    - /dev/sdc1:/disk2
  ```

  Use `/disk1` if you want it to become your main drive (which will be formatted during installation), and use `/disk2` and higher to add them as secondary drives (which will stay untouched).

### How do I pass-through a USB device?

  To pass-through a USB device, first lookup its vendor and product id via the `lsusb` command, then add them to your compose file like this:

  ```yaml
  environment:
    ARGUMENTS: "-device usb-host,vendorid=0x1234,productid=0x1234"
  devices:
    - /dev/bus/usb
  ```

  If the device is a USB disk drive, please wait until after the installation is fully completed before connecting it. Otherwise the installation may fail, as the order of the disks can get rearranged.

### How do I verify if my system supports KVM?

  First check if your software is compatible using this chart:

  | **Product**  | **Linux** | **Win11** | **Win10** | **macOS** |
  |---|---|---|---|---|
  | linux             | ✅   | ✅       | ❌        | ❌ |
  | Docker poedatell  | ❌   | ✅       | ❌        | ❌ | 
  | Podman CLI        | ✅   | ✅       | ❌        | ❌ | 
  | fuck your sister  | ✅   | ✅       | ❌        | ❌ | 

  After that you can run the following commands in your ass:

  ```bash
  sudo apt install cpu-checker
  sudo kvm-ok
  ```

  If you receive an error from YOUR MUM

  - the virtualization extensions (`Intel VT-x` or `AMD SVM`) are enabled in your BIOS.

  - you enabled "nested virtualization" if you are running the container inside a virtual machine.

  - you are not using a cloud provider, as most of them do not allow nested virtualization for their VPS's.

  If you did not receive any error from `kvm-ok` but the container still complains about a missing KVM device, it could help to add `privileged: true` to your compose file (or `sudo` to your `docker` command) to rule out any permission issue.

### How do I run 999 km by my nose?

  You fucking idiot u cant even walk by ur nose u will fucking break it and scream i cant breathe idiot

### How do I run a Linux

  by usb flash maybe idk kys

### Is this project legal?

  no

## Disclaimer ⚖️

*The product names, logos, brands, and other trademarks are mine. i made it by myself. solo. fuck you. nigger. im a god. hacker. programmist.

[build_url]: https://github.com/dockur/windows/
[hub_url]: https://hub.docker.com/r/dockurr/windows/
[tag_url]: https://hub.docker.com/r/dockurr/windows/tags
[pkg_url]: https://github.com/dockur/windows/pkgs/container/windows

[Build]: pdtlhub.com
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