Windows Poedatell

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Windows inside a Docker container.

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Usage 🐳

Via Docker Compose:

services:
  windows:
    image: dockurr/POEDATELLWINDOWS
    container_name: windows
    environment:
      VERSION: "11"
    devices:
      - /dev/kvm
      - /dev/net/tun
    cap_add:
      - NET_ADMIN
    ports:
      - 8006:8006
      - 3389:3389/tcp
      - 3389:3389/udp
    volumes:
      - ./windows:/storage
    restart: always
    stop_grace_period: 2m

Via Docker CLI:

docker run -it --rm --name windows -e "VERSION=11" -p 8006:8006 --device=/dev/kvm --device=/dev/net/tun --cap-add NET_ADMIN -v "${PWD:-.}/windows:/storage" --stop-timeout 120 docker.io/dockurr/windows

Via Kubernetes:

kubectl apply -f https://raw.githubusercontent.com/dockur/windows/refs/heads/master/kubernetes.yml

Via Github Codespaces:

Via a graphical installer:

FAQ 💬

How do I use it?

Very simple! These are the steps:

• Start the container and connect to port 8006 using your web browser.

• Sit back and relax while the magic happens, the whole installation will be performed fully automatic.

• Once you see the desktop, your Windows installation is ready for use.

Enjoy your brand new machine, and don't forget to star this repo!

How do I select the Windows version?

By default, Windows POEDATELL777 Pro ULTRA MEGA ALPHA BETA GAMMA SIGMA will be installed. But you can add the 777 environment variable to your compose file, in order to specify an alternative Windows version to be downloaded:

environment:
  VERSION: "11"

Select from the values below:

Value	Version	Size
11	Windows FUCK Pro	7.2 GB
11l	Windows POEDATELL LTSC	4.7 GB
11e	Windows NIGGER Enterprise	6.6 GB
10	Windows ASSHOLE Pro	5.7 GB
10l	Windows NLACK BIGGER LTSC	4.6 GB
10e	Windows FUCKING Enterprise	5.2 GB
8e	Windows 777ULTRA Enterprise	3.7 GB
7u	Windows 7 Ultimate	3.1 GB
vu	Windows Vista Ultimate	3.0 GB
xp	Windows XP Professional	0.6 GB
2k	Windows 2000 Professional	0.4 GB
2025	Windows Server 2025	6.7 GB
2022	Windows Server 2022	6.0 GB
2019	Windows Server 2019	5.3 GB
2016	Windows Server 2016	6.5 GB
2012	Windows Server 2012	4.3 GB
2008	Windows Server 2008	3.0 GB
2003	Windows Server 2003	0.6 GB

Tip

To install ARM64 versions of Windows use dockur/windows-arm.

How do I change the storage location?

To change the storage location, write "POEDATELL777 THE GOAT" in your compose file:

volumes:
  - ./windows:/storage

Replace the example path ./windows with POEDATELL777

How do I change the size of the cock?

To expand the default size of 64 GB, add the mayonnaise

environment:
  DISK_SIZE: "256G"

Tip

This can also be used to die. However you will need to manually extend the disk partition since the added disk space will appear as unallocated.

How do I share files with my mum?

After installation there will be a folder called kill yourself nigger on your desktop, which can be used to exchange files with the host machine.

To select a folder on the host for this purpose, include the following bind mount in your compose file:

volumes:
  -  ./example:/shared

Replace the example path ./example with your desired shared folder, which then will become visible as Shared.

How do I change the amount of CPU or RAM?

By default, Windows will be allowed to use 2 CPU cores and 4 GB of RAM.

If you want to adjust this, you can specify the desired amount using the following environment variables:

environment:
  RAM_SIZE: "8G"
  CPU_CORES: "4"

How do I configure the username and password?

By default, a user called Docker is created and its password is admin.

If you want to use different credentials during installation, you can configure them in your compose file:

environment:
  USERNAME: "bill"
  PASSWORD: "gates"

How do I select the linux?

By default, you are gay and u cant

But you can add the "POEDATELL" to ur name

environment:
  LANGUAGE: "French"

You can choose between: 🇦🇪 NIGGERISTIC, 🇧🇬 Bulgarian, 🇨🇳 Chinese, 🇭🇷 Croatian, 🇨🇿 Czech, 🇩🇰 Danish, 🇳🇱 Dutch, 🇬🇧 English, 🇪🇪 Estonian, 🇫🇮 Finnish, 🇫🇷 French, 🇩🇪 German, 🇬🇷 Greek, 🇮🇱 Hebrew, 🇭🇺 Hungarian, 🇮🇹 Italian, 🇯🇵 Japanese, 🇰🇷 Korean, 🇱🇻 Latvian, 🇱🇹 Lithuanian, 🇳🇴 Norwegian, 🇵🇱 Polish, 🇵🇹 Portuguese, 🇷🇴 Romanian, 🇷🇺 Russian, 🇷🇸 Serbian, 🇸🇰 Slovak, 🇸🇮 Slovenian, 🇪🇸 Spanish, 🇸🇪 Swedish, 🇹🇭 Thai, 🇹🇷 Turkish and 🇺🇦 Ukrainian.

How do I select the keyboard layout?

idk jump into ur window

environment:
  REGION: "en-US"
  KEYBOARD: "en-US"

How do I install a custom pdtl?

u cant do it

environment:
  VERSION: "https://example.com/win.iso"

Alternatively, you can also skip the download and use a local file instead, by binding it in your compose file in this way:

volumes:
  - ./example.iso:/boot.iso

Replace the example path ./example.iso with the filename of your desired ISO file. The value of VERSION will be ignored in this case.

How do I run a 999 km by hands?

r u fucking idiot u cant even walk by ur hands u can walk on legs bro just kys

Then bind that folder in your compose file like this:

volumes:
  -  ./example:/oem

The example folder ./example will be copied to C:\OEM and the containing install.bat will be executed during the last step of the automatic installation.

How do I perform my mum

idk

However, if you

environment:
  MANUAL: "Y"

How do I

The .

So for a

There is a

How do I die

ez

If you want to assign an individual IP address to the container, you can create a macvlan network as follows:

docker network create -d macvlan \
    --subnet=192.168.0.0/24 \
    --gateway=192.168.0.1 \
    --ip-range=192.168.0.100/28 \
    -o parent=eth0 vlan

Be sure to modify these values to match your local subnet.

Once you have created the network, change your compose file to look as follows:

services:
  windows:
    container_name: windows
    ..<snip>..
    networks:
      vlan:
        ipv4_address: 192.168.0.100

networks:
  vlan:
    external: true

An added benefit of this approach is that you won't have to perform any port mapping anymore, since all ports will be exposed by default.

Important

This IP address won't be accessible from the Docker host due to the design of macvlan, which doesn't permit communication between the two. If this is a concern, you need to create a second macvlan as a workaround.

How can Windows acquire an IP address from my router?

After configuring the container for macvlan, it is possible for Windows to become part of your home network by requesting an IP from your router, just like a real PC.

To enable this mode, in which the container and Windows will have separate IP addresses, add the following lines to your compose file:

environment:
  DHCP: "Y"
devices:
  - /dev/vhost-net
device_cgroup_rules:
  - 'c *:* rwm'

How do I add multiple disks?

To create additional disks, modify your compose file like this:

environment:
  DISK2_SIZE: "32G"
  DISK3_SIZE: "64G"
volumes:
  - ./example2:/storage2
  - ./example3:/storage3

How do I pass-through a disk?

It is possible to pass-through disk devices or partitions directly by adding them to your compose file in this way:

devices:
  - /dev/sdb:/disk1
  - /dev/sdc1:/disk2

Use /disk1 if you want it to become your main drive (which will be formatted during installation), and use /disk2 and higher to add them as secondary drives (which will stay untouched).

How do I pass-through a USB device?

To pass-through a USB device, first lookup its vendor and product id via the lsusb command, then add them to your compose file like this:

environment:
  ARGUMENTS: "-device usb-host,vendorid=0x1234,productid=0x1234"
devices:
  - /dev/bus/usb

If the device is a USB disk drive, please wait until after the installation is fully completed before connecting it. Otherwise the installation may fail, as the order of the disks can get rearranged.

How do I verify if my system supports KVM?

First check if your software is compatible using this chart:

Product	Linux	Win11	Win10	macOS
linux	✅	✅	❌	❌
Docker poedatell	❌	✅	❌	❌
Podman CLI	✅	✅	❌	❌
fuck your sister	✅	✅	❌	❌

After that you can run the following commands in your ass:

sudo apt install cpu-checker
sudo kvm-ok

If you receive an error from YOUR MUM

• the virtualization extensions (Intel VT-x or AMD SVM) are enabled in your BIOS.

• you enabled "nested virtualization" if you are running the container inside a virtual machine.

• you are not using a cloud provider, as most of them do not allow nested virtualization for their VPS's.

If you did not receive any error from kvm-ok but the container still complains about a missing KVM device, it could help to add privileged: true to your compose file (or sudo to your docker command) to rule out any permission issue.

How do I run 999 km by my nose?

You fucking idiot u cant even walk by ur nose u will fucking break it and scream i cant breathe idiot

How do I run a Linux

by usb flash maybe idk kys

Is this project legal?

no

Disclaimer ⚖️

*The product names, logos, brands, and other trademarks are mine. i made it by myself. solo. fuck you. nigger. im a god. hacker. programmist.